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Fun fact: I'm desperately in love with boys who'll never love me back.

tsarbucks:

tehlofflies:

tsarbucks:

you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like 

"heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell"

how do you know hell has wifi

satan owes me several favors

tomche:

now they’re engaged and having a baby together

callmeoutis:

armorgan66:

hints-of-sarcasm:

There needs to be a phrase for “I acknowledge your apology and appreciate it but it does not make things better.” instead of just saying “It’s okay.” all the time. 

I recognize the council has made an apology, but given that it is a stupid ass apology, I have elected to ignore it.

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thank you director fury

bastille:

when you type your password in thinking its wrong but turns out to be correct

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itsseamus:

me: *comes out of room*

parents: oh! lord have mercy! she came out of her cave!

me:

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rocprinceray:

chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes:

tygmaker:

1800ringgold:

I will reblog this until the stars burn out……

white people are very brave when it comes to terrorizing black children who do not have the power to fight back. and are very surprise when someone comes to their defense.

I will reblog until I die.

This nigga really thought that he was brave for kicking a child. lol. White people, boy.

rocprinceray:

chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes:

tygmaker:

1800ringgold:

I will reblog this until the stars burn out……

white people are very brave when it comes to terrorizing black children who do not have the power to fight back. and are very surprise when someone comes to their defense.

I will reblog until I die.

This nigga really thought that he was brave for kicking a child. lol. White people, boy.

goldenclitoris:

when u know u mama mad at u but u gotta walk past her to get food from the kitchen
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omgbuglen:

hkirkh:

Girl Scouts are the ONLY exception.

"We’re selling thin mints.
Do you know who else loved thin mints.
Jesus.”

omgbuglen:

hkirkh:

Girl Scouts are the ONLY exception.

"We’re selling thin mints.

Do you know who else loved thin mints.

Jesus.”